Saturday, 29 October 2011

Himesh Reshamiya's movie declared a runaway HIT!!


Delhi 28th Oct 2011:

In an unexpected turn of events the cancellation of Metallicas gig in Delhi which was to be a part of the F1 weekend has resulted in high demands for a Himesh Reshamiya movie. Our Correspondant Sanki couldnt be bothered to find out the name of the insignifact movie but experts say that this sudden demand could result in the movie being declared a hit! 

Metalica was to perform at the Leisure Valley Park in Gurgaon's Sector 29on 28th Oct as part of the F1 weekend which also includes Lady Gagas performance on 29th. 25000 Metallica fans had gathered at the venue to what they expected to be an awsm event. " I waited all my life for this man, wat the F*** is this dude?" were some of the reactions of a certain Anuj who is an Economics Major in DU .An avid Bollywood fan Anuj has never heard any of the bands songs. Off record he told out reporter that he had come so that he could post pictures on Facebook so that chiks think he is "Kool" and accept his random friend requests. Other die hard fans who were high on weed and alcohol and having nothing to do started breaking equipment and jumping on stage. 

With organizers cancelling the show the fans had nothing worthwile to do and decided to go watch Ra.One but with Ra.One tickets being sold out (thanx to SRKs in your face publicity) they had to settle for Himesh Reshamiya's movie. " We were shocked to see such a turnout for the movie" said Mr Arprit Singh the manager of PVR Gurgaon who was initially going to cancel the show for lack of ticket sales. Meaniwhile another movie by a certain Esha Deol did not fair so well cause people had apperently never heard of the actress and did not want to risk seeing a newcomer. Never-the-less with so many people lining up for movie tickets in Gurgaon some did buy tickets for it resulting in the hall screening the 1st show for the movie. "earlier all shows of the movie had to be scrapped as we could not sell a single ticket for the movie." said Mr Singh who was excited at the sudden sales and hoped it would continue.

Industry experts have warned that such a spike in demand for the Reshamiya movie could upset their bar charts and graphs and could result in the movie being declared a HIT!!. Meanwhile we have learnt that Himesh Reshamiya has rejected the theory that people came to see the movie cause of the cancellation of the gig and believes that it was his screen presence and panache that pulled the crowd. In unrelated developments it is being learnt that movie makers are rushing to release their movies on Sunday in Bangalore.

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