The saffron wearing, high flying Yogi who made Kapalbhati 'kool 'and made people voluntarily rub their nails against each other in hope of stopping themselves from aging, has shocked the nation by saying that it was possible to cure Digvijay Singh thru simple yoga. Ramdev Baba, known to bring back Yoga to the next generation, is largely a television and video phenomenon. He fired the imagination of an entire segment of TV watchers, who tuned out of daily soap opera to tune into and do yoga with Baba Ramdev. Now, thousands turn up at his camps to do mass yoga with him. A wiry man with a full flowing black beard, hair parted and tied back, in red robes, the abiding vision of Ramdev is of a man demonstrating very difficult yoga asans. He has a considerable following, most famous of whom is Rakhi Savant who has openly proposed marriage to the Astha Channel owner. People flock to his institutes in Haridwar, near Dehradun in thousands. The private jet flying yogi, who calls on Kapil Sibbal and his likes to welcome him at airports and claims Gayism to be a disease curable thru yoga, and has on earlier occasions said that yoga can also cure AIDS has today claimed to be able to cure what many medical scientists believe to be a complete mystery.
Digvijay Singh has rubbished this news saying no one can cure him. He said " This is all a RSS conspiracy. Ramdev Baba is a fraud and he cant do anything. He said he could cure Gayism but has he been able to? No one has ever been able to nor will ever be able to cure me. He should go cure Rakhi Savant", he said offering to get checked at AIMS immediately to prove himself correct.
Meanwhile the million dollar yogi turned politician was holding a press conference at his Ashram. "Main yahan logon ko davai se nahi yoga se theek karta hun. Koi bhi beemari utni badi nahi ki yoga se theek na ho paye. Sab apne mastiksh ka khel hai. Yadi roj yoga kiya jaye to koi beemari nahi hogi. Digvijay singh ko poori tarah theek karna main apna kartavya samajhta hun" said the baba making weird heart wrenching noises from his stomach while being upside down showing one of the 'asans' that Diggi will have to do daily to be cured . He hoped that this, his gift to the Indian society, could lead to people forgetting the LokPal bill fiasco and bring the spotlight back on him just before UP elections next year.
Baba also used the opportunity to ridicule and reject the
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