Bobby Darling set to be new Bond Girl

Hollywood: In what is considered to be one of the greatest achievement for the Indian Movie Industry ,after much speculation it has been confirmed that Bobby Darling will play the bond girl in the new bond movie due to release next year.

" People in the west have always found Indians to be highly attractive and it was just and appropriate for us to take an Indian actress as the one whom bond romances as the movie is shot in India.Bobby Darling fit the bill perfectly. She was manly strong enough to do all the action sequences and at the same time has the grace and dignity of a total lady. Also with Gays and Lesbians being now socially accepted in society this will give a new dimension to the movie. One that 007 has never experienced before. Bobby Darling in-fact is our USP" said director Sam Mendes.

Bobby Darling originally named Pankaj Sharma, a transsexual, who started as a bar dancer in Mumbai is now a super star and a household name. She is one of the most recognizable of the Gays in India.  Babaa Ramdev, who believes Gayism to be a disease curable thru Yoga, has on a number of occasions offered to help her but Bobby Darling remains adamant that she is a woman. She has appeared in the Hit reality show Big Boss and has acted in more D grade films than anyone else. In-fact her name is listed in the Limka Book of records for maximum no of TV shows and films by a gay actor.

Her selection ahead of size zero actress Kareena Kapoor and Priyanka Chopra seems to have shocked everyone. " We had originally given the offer to Aishwarya but she declined because there was nudity involved and we couldn't really trust Poonam Pandey to keep her word. Bobby on the other hand was very comfortable with it and thus we agreed to cast the beauty." said the producers.Bobby Darling will be the first Indian bond girl and will be seen seducing and getting seduced by none other than Daniel Craig in the 007 movie.

Bobby was very happy with the news and said " Finally people have recognized me for who I am. I know i am a beautiful lady and the directors and producers have seen that.I am so happy to represent the country and the minority thru this movie. I always knew i was destined for greatness." When asked about the nude scenes she said " I am very comfortable in my skin. I know im Hot and there is nothing to hide. The audience is going to go wild."

The Gay community has welcomed this development " Ai hai, arre baba, yeh to bahut accha hua na. Ab humari bhi ijjat bhadhegi re. Bobby baby ko bahut accha hua re. Bobby baby k karan humara bhi nam hoga" said a certain KJo Bai while clapping her hands and thumping her chest at periodic intervals. Celina Jaitley who is a well known supporter of gay rites welcomed the move and said " This will show the country in a new light. It will portray a country open to change and change the stigma of close mindedness associated with Indian culture."

Many are not so welcoming of this new development. Many religious groups have called for protest and revolt saying that it is against their cultures.
 
However it is yet to be seen how the sexual scenes that the Bond movies are famous for will be shot. We did not bother asking. Some things are better left unknown.